rose-wire:

i have felt consistently pretty for about a week now, which is nice

• accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
• me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

loserfairy:

whenever im sad i just think

at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

chknnugz:

Cop- “Do you know why I pulled you over?“ 

Bear- “Because I’m a bear.“ 

Cop- “No. You were speeding." 

Bear- "Bearly.”